{"id":82,"date":"2026-09-04T19:26:54","date_gmt":"2026-09-04T19:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/?p=82"},"modified":"2026-09-04T19:29:21","modified_gmt":"2026-09-04T19:29:21","slug":"not-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Not Today"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After half a summer of not finding the time to go for a quick ride with friends three of us found the time for a quick loop of East Shuswap Road. It started like this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/08-02-2026-east-shuswap-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-71\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.7499999823937054;width:638px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/08-02-2026-east-shuswap-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/08-02-2026-east-shuswap-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/08-02-2026-east-shuswap-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/08-02-2026-east-shuswap-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/08-02-2026-east-shuswap-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And ended like this:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"624\" height=\"416\" src=\"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/end-of-ride.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-73\" srcset=\"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/end-of-ride.png 624w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/end-of-ride-300x200.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 624px) 100vw, 624px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I think the tone of the rest of the day is perfectly captured by this exchange:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"867\" height=\"945\" src=\"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/wtf-happened.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-74\" srcset=\"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/wtf-happened.png 867w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/wtf-happened-275x300.png 275w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/wtf-happened-768x837.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 867px) 100vw, 867px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The theme of that ride was perfectly captured by the keychain attached to that bike:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"366\" src=\"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/image-1024x366.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-77\" srcset=\"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/image-1024x366.png 1024w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/image-300x107.png 300w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/image-768x274.png 768w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/image.png 1128w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"286\" src=\"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/image-1-1024x286.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-78\" srcset=\"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/image-1-1024x286.png 1024w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/image-1-300x84.png 300w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/image-1-768x215.png 768w, https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/image-1.png 1227w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anyways, that was a month ago. I&#8217;m recovering, still not riding or golfing or swimming or doing any of the other fun summer things &#8211; but I&#8217;m alive and I found the time to build a website.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After half a summer of not finding the time to go for a quick ride with friends three of us found the time for a quick loop of East Shuswap Road. It started like this: And ended like this: I think the tone of the rest of the day is perfectly captured by this exchange: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":78,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-matt"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":83,"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/83"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/78"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/derpsquad.wtf\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}